Things to do when a girlfriend is in distress because of a bad falling out with an (ex)fiance':

1. Organize a get-together - no, a presscon is what you call it - with all the girlfriends.

2. Go to a bar in Malate where there is good music that is not too loud so you can hear everyone.

2. Order White Russian, Bailey's on Ice and Cosmopolitan. Drink one after the other. Cap with beer.

3. Go (ex)fiance' bashing. Sorry, guys. If this is what can make the aggrieved one feel better, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

4. Tell the aggrieved girlfriend to think this way: "It's okay. So he used you. Well, you used him too. So feel better about yourself." This one is courtesy of Romy.

5. Let the aggrieved girlfriend do what she pleases - rant, cry, get drunk, laugh and then cry again. It's okay to cross the borders of sanity once in a while.

6. Praise each other for being the goddesses and rulers of your own lives. And the men are just servants who will kow-tow to our every whims and fantasies.

7. Conclude the night by distributing packets of birth control pills as give-aways for the night. Tell each and everyone of your amigas: "O, mag-ingat. Mahal ang tuition fee ngayon." Salamat, Ate Mayet.